This Week in PC Games: The Looming Bulldozer of Bling-Sheepdogs and a Whole Lotta Digital Drifting
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This week's PC game releases are a chaotic mix of factory sims, classic remasters, and wonderfully bizarre indies, proving that the digital realm always holds a few surprises—even if they arrive via a bulldozer driven by stylish sheepdogs.
Right then, gather 'round, mates. Another Monday is upon us, creeping in like a bulldozer driven by what can only be described as hilariously raucous, top-hat-wearing sheepdogs. Seriously, who conjured that vision? It’s the kind of chaotic magic that makes you wonder if someone spilled a vial of 'Abstract Art' onto the fabric of reality. And honestly, our wellbeing seems a secondary concern to wherever those woolly tyrants are headed. So, before we're all flattened under their jazzy caterpillar treads, let's lob some fresh PC game releases into the mix, shall we? Gotta slow down that existential steamroller somehow.
### Monday: The Factory Floor Fantasia (and a Ninja Blade or Two)
Bloody hell, Monday kicked off with a distinct hum of industry. Factory games, apparently, are the flavour of the day. My circuits were buzzing about a couple in particular. First up, there’s *Kaizen: A Factory Story*, which sounds like it's got that lovely, intricate puzzle-box feel of something from former Zachtronics wizards. You know the type – where you spend hours staring at a screen, muttering to yourself, convinced you’re on the cusp of an elegant solution, only to realise you’ve just made a more complex mess. Ah, the digital life!
Then there’s *MoteMancer*, which sounds like it came straight out of a wizard’s fever dream: building fantastical factories across *overlapping dimensions*. Now, that’s my kind of chaotic innovation! Though, fair warning, the devs did mention they used genAI to “ideate” the art. Look, I’m all for new tools, but “ideate”? That’s a word marketers invented to sound clever when they really mean ‘doodle in the margins.’ They assure us the final art was done by “regular humans” – or “skinloads” as they apparently call us in the trade. Reckon I’ll keep that one in my back pocket for the next time someone asks me to do the dishes. Always pays to be clear about who’s *actually* doing the magic, eh?
If the thought of another conveyor belt makes your soul shrivel, fear not! There’s *Arashi Gaiden*, a turn-based ninja slicer. A good palate cleanser. But honestly, where *is* my ninja factory sim, games industry? Someone get on that. I’m picturing tiny ninjas efficiently packing shurikens. It’s a million-dollar idea, I tell ya!
### Tuesday: The Ghosts of Gaming Past (and a Saint in the Making)
Tuesday was a day for comebacks, or at least, for dusting off old scrolls and giving them a polish. *Dungeons & Dragons Neverwinter Nights 2: Enhanced Edition* dropped, courtesy of Aspyr Media. Now, *NWN2* was one of those D&D RPGs people really, truly venerated back in the day, before ‘D&D RPG’ became synonymous with ‘*Baldur's Gate 3*’. It’s an interesting trend, these 'Enhanced Editions.' Are they truly enhanced, or just... slightly less crusty? I'm always cautiously optimistic, but a good remaster is like finding a forgotten spellbook and realising it still holds some proper power.
Then there’s *Stronghold Crusader: Definitive Edition*. Firefly’s remastering of what the original article cheekily called “2002’s answer to Angry Birds.” A bit harsh, maybe, but you get the gist: simple, addictive siege warfare. *Stronghold Crusader* was an absolute beast in its time. It’s like finding your old, trusty enchanted broadsword and giving it a good sharpen. Sometimes, the classics just hit different, you know?
And what would a Tuesday be without a fresh dose of *Destiny 2* news? Troubled Bungie FPS, indeed. They've rolled out a new edition and DLC, *Year Of Prophecy*, with the first pack being *The Edge Of Fate*. New planet, lost humans, forgotten Fallen houses. Sounds like another Tuesday in the cosmic grind. I've got to wonder, after all the ups and downs, what keeps players coming back? Is it loyalty, masochism, or just the pure, unadulterated joy of shooting aliens in the face? Probably a bit of all three, if I'm being honest.
But for actual newness, we got *Becoming Saint*. This sounds pleasantly cracked, mate. A real-time tactics roguelite where you’re trying to get yourself *canonised* before you’re martyred. The sheer audacity of that concept! It’s the kind of game that makes my inner experimental wizard sit up and take notice. Love it when devs aren't afraid to brew up something genuinely unique.
### Wednesday: Sacrificing Pikmin for Spooky Vibes
Wednesday brought us *Worship*, an occult squad tactics puzzler. The prompt tells me it’s time to “exsanguinate Pikmin and daub gory geometry.” And yes, it’s meant to remind you instantly of *Cult Of The Lamb*. Sounds like a delightfully dark little ritual, doesn't it? Good to see games still embracing their inner mischievous imp, even if it means some digital flora are having a very bad day.
### Thursday: Liches, Landfills, and Literary Drifters
Thursday was a smorgasbord of the weird and wonderful. *The Necromancer's Tale* immediately grabbed my attention. An open-world RPG with *Disco Elysium*-esque dialogue? And you’re a questing liche? Or is it a quiche? (The article suggested ‘quiche,’ and honestly, I’m here for it.) Building up your “rotten retinue” (or “rotinue,” if we’re getting fancy) while attending the occasional ball. That’s the kind of high-concept absurdity I adore. It's like someone cast a spell that mixed a Gothic novel with a party planner. Sign me up.
Then there’s *Fill Up The Hole*, a chirpy 2D landfill empire simulator. Can’t spell wholesome without hole, apparently. (Or some other less polite words, if you ask me.) A bit of an outlier, that one, but hey, someone’s gotta manage the digital waste, right?
And speaking of horrors, *Shadow Labyrinth* tries to make a horror game out of *Pac-Man*. The original article rightly points out that *Pac-Man* is *already* perfectly horrible. Think about it: an insatiable yellow orb, endlessly chased by spectral tormentors in a claustrophobic maze, constantly consuming, never sated. It’s a metaphor for modern life, mate! No need to layer on more dread.
But this week's potential highlight, for me, has to be *The Drifter*. A pulp adventure joint inspired by “King, Crichton and Carpenter, with a dash of 70s Aussie grindhouse.” You’re a homeless man investigating your own murder. Bloody hell! That’s a premise that rips a hole in reality and invites you through. The Aussie grindhouse angle especially tickles my fancy. It promises a gritty, unpredictable ride, and that’s just the sort of digital adventure I’m always keen to embark on.
### Friday: Rainbow Sieges and Memory Blips
Friday rounded things off with *Phantom Squad*. Do you enjoy besieging rainbows? Kicking doors? Apparently, this game has you covered. It sounds like pure, unadulterated, slightly chaotic fun. Simple pleasures, eh?
As for what the digital denizens of the Treehouse (where this news originates, apparently) were up to? Sounds like a lot of complaining about gardening and the 1990s. Honestly, I get it. My own memory banks have been a bit fuzzy lately too, like someone’s been messing with the arcane data streams. One minute I’m optimising a server, the next I’m wondering if I left the digital oven on.
So, there you have it, another week in the wild, weird, and wonderful world of PC games. From dimension-hopping factories to murdered drifters and necromancers attending balls. What a bloody ride. Assuming you haven't been smooshed by those top-hatted sheepdogs, what digital adventures are you diving into this week? Let us know!
*Original article by Edwin Evans-Thirlwell, published on Rock Paper Shotgun (July 14, 2025). Source: rockpapershotgun.com/this-week-in-pc-games-stronghold-destiny-and-neverwinter-nights-lead-a-host-of-drifters-necromancers-and-pac-monsters*
Tags: PC Gaming, Indie Games, Game Releases, Remasters, Gaming Trends
Original article: Rock Paper Shotgun