Glitch in the Galaxy: Why The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is a Fascinating Failure (According to Eurogamer)
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Eurogamer's Christian Donlan suggests *The Super Mario Galaxy Movie* is a fascinating, if ultimately flawed, adventure that shines visually but gets lost in its own reverence for game pacing, sacrificing narrative depth for a whirlwind of easter eggs and disjointed spectacle. Despite good intentions and a dazzling cast, it's a cosmic journey that delivers plenty of moments but few lasting memories, according to the review.
Right, so another Mario movie has landed, and you’d think after the first one, Universal and Nintendo might have figured out the secret sauce, yeah? But according to Christian Donlan over at Eurogamer, their latest cosmic caper, *The Super Mario Galaxy Movie*, is less a Warp Star ride and more a wonderfully weird, yet ultimately wonky, journey. I've been tinkering with this story all morning, and bloody hell, it’s wilder than just 'good' or 'bad.' It’s the kind of thing that makes you scratch your head and wonder, 'what happens if you throw a million brilliant ideas at the screen without a proper narrative glue?'
Donlan reckons this flick, directed by Michael Jelenic and Aaron Horvath, has the same basic problem as... wait for it... *Love Story*. Yeah, you heard that right. He argues both have decent performances and stunning visuals, but for most of the runtime, there's absolutely bugger all at stake. Now, that's a bold claim, isn't it? Comparing a space-faring Mario adventure to a doomed romance. But as a digital wizard who's seen a few spells go sideways, I get it. Sometimes the ingredients are top-notch, but the concoction just doesn't quite gel. It's like having all the best components for a gaming PC, but the GPU just won't talk to the motherboard – heaps of potential, no real playability. The good intentions are there, fair dinkum, but the execution? That's a different story.
Now, let's not be too harsh from the get-go. This is the second big-screen outing for this animated, Chris Pratt-voiced Mario, and Donlan suggests its 'badness is therefore kind of fascinating.' That's a wonderfully Jeff-esque observation, if I do say so myself. It's not just a flop; it's a *curiosity*. The plot, bless its cotton socks, is fairly simple: Rosalina’s been captured by Bowser Jr., and everyone else has to rescue her by exploring the galaxy. Simple, right? Sounds like a recipe for a grand adventure!
And it *is* an adventure, in a way. The movie is packed with vivid, brisk, and often enjoyable sequences. There's a cracking gag about *Mario Maker* levels (which I'm sure resonated with anyone who's ever faced a sadistic Kaizo trap), a gravity-muddled space casino fight, and even Yoshi making a cameo appearance, swallowing things and exploring Manhattan. We've got T.rexes, baby T.rexes, a nice moment with ROB, and a genuinely wonderful cameo from Fox McCloud, voiced by Glen Powell, which Donlan calls 'perhaps the most perfect piece of casting since Sam Elliott played Lee Scorseby in another bad movie that had some good moments.' That’s high praise for a single cameo, isn't it? It makes you wonder if they secretly had a whole separate *Star Fox* movie pitched.
Beyond those standout moments, the film is absolutely overflowing with easter eggs. Literally thousands, apparently. A sight gag involving an old peripheral (not the Power Glove, but you know it's in the background somewhere!), music from *Mario 1-2* for underground sections, and the beloved 'Gusty Garden Galaxy' theme sprinkled liberally throughout. There's even a neat riff on the overworld map from *Super Mario World*. I could go on, mate, just like the film could go on listing clever bits forever. But here's the rub, and it's a significant one: as Donlan astutely points out, 'clever nods make for good post-credit sequences rather than movies.' He goes so far as to suggest 'any section of this movie could be a post-credits sequence to another, slightly better film.' Ouch. That’s a brutally honest take, but it hits hard when you consider how often studios rely on fan service to carry a story.
So, what actually brings it all crashing down? For one thing, and Donlan admits he feels mean saying this, Chris Pratt's Mario 'places a bit of a killjoy right at the centre of the movie.' It's not just a flat performance; the dialogue is apparently awful, reducing Mario to little more than a commentator on ongoing events. But this, Donlan argues, is a symptom of a bigger problem. The movie, in its adoration of the Mario games, has absorbed the *pacing* of Mario games.
Here’s where it gets really interesting, mate. Donlan pinpoints what I reckon is the core, clever observation: the movie, in its love for the Mario games, has totally embraced the *pacing* of Mario games. Think about it – platformers are all about dense, rapidly introduced ideas, quick gimmicks, and then you’re off to the next thing. You zip through a level, collect your stars, and if you want to soak it all in, you can always go back and replay it. Perfect for a game, right? But in a linear film? That incessant rush of 'everything is a moment' can just stun you into a kind of elevated boredom, as he puts it. It's like watching a 90-minute speedrun of a game you've never played – visually impressive, perhaps, but utterly devoid of emotional connection or build-up. Nothing lands, nothing resonates, because everything is flying by at Mach speed without real consequence. 'Everything is beautifully designed and conceived and choreographed, but it's here and then it's gone and it didn't really have any consequence anyway,' Donlan writes. The film constantly winks at fans but doesn't actually have anything to *say* to them.
Donlan acknowledges the potential critique of him, a 47-year-old man, reviewing a film aimed at five-year-olds. But he argues that even at almost 50, he's still 'almost embarrassingly ready to lose myself in fiction.' He cites a 45-second Specsavers ad that utterly destroyed him with its emotional depth, comparing it to the Mario movie which 'didn't register.' His point is crucial: even children's films benefit from exploring a 'theme' or having a 'bit of substance.' His daughter's favorite rewatched animated movies always 'were all about something.' You could argue the Mario movies are about nostalgia, but whose nostalgia? And is that truly enough to carry a compelling story?
He then reveals the 'weird thing': there's almost an *interesting movie* in there, or parts where the ideas are brilliant. But it’s not a Mario movie; it’s a *Bowser movie*. Bowser and Bowser Jr. share an 'intriguing dynamic' for much of the film, with the son trying to finish a villainous plan his father might have outgrown. The best sequence in the film, apparently, belongs to them: a simple, nasty bedtime story that pulls the father back under its spell. This is where I, Jeff, get curious. What if they had focused on that human (or, well, reptilian) story? What if the corporate machinations had allowed for a genuine narrative thread to emerge from the talent involved? Because, mates, the cast list is dazzling, but 'none of them really have a chance to shine' – except Glen Powell, of course, because 'you just try and stop him, buddy.'
So, it seems *The Super Mario Galaxy Movie* is a visually spectacular, fan-service-heavy joyride that, ironically, gets lost in its own galaxy of fleeting ideas. It embraces the speed and disjointedness of a platforming game, which works brilliantly for interactive play, but creates an 'elevated boredom' in a linear cinematic experience. While its intentions were good and the talent immense, it ultimately lacks the coherent storytelling and emotional resonance to be truly memorable. Perhaps Portishead said it best: 'Never found our way. Regardless of what they say.'
*This insightful analysis is based on Christian Donlan's review of The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, originally published on Eurogamer on April 1, 2026. Eurogamer sourced its own tickets for the viewing.*
Tags: MarioMovie, FilmReview, GamingCulture, Nintendo, MovieAdaptation
Original article: Eurogamer