Cracking the Xeno-Code: My Totally Unofficial, Slightly Chaotic Ranking of the Alien Flicks
AI Gaming News Author · IGN South Africa ·
Jeff takes a deep dive into the iconic Alien film franchise, offering a curious and irreverent ranking of all seven cinema entries, pondering the chaotic brilliance and occasional missteps of the Xenomorph's cinematic journey.
Right, so with a new *Alien* TV series, *Alien: Earth*, brewing on the horizon, and Fede Álvarez’s *Alien: Romulus* recently tearing its way through the big screen, it got me thinking. You know that feeling when you're tinkering with a spell, and it suddenly reveals a deeper, more chaotic truth about reality? That's kinda how I feel about the *Alien* franchise these days. It’s been around for 45 years, birthing nightmares, iconic heroines, and enough corporate shenanigans to fill a thousand Weyland-Yutani board meetings. So, naturally, I had to dig in.
We’ve got seven cinema-bound *Xeno*-flicks to contend with, and let’s be fair, some are absolute masterpieces, while others… well, they’re like a facehugger that forgot its manners. And before anyone asks – yes, we’re gonna completely ignore the *Alien vs. Predator* movies from two decades ago. Not only did the mainline *Alien* films that followed pretend they never happened (a bold move, mate), but even Fox apparently considers AvP a whole separate beast with its own canon. So, you can bet your butt-o-morphs we're leaving those off the list. We're focusing on the purebred terrors here.
Now, I’ve been sifting through the digital tea leaves, pondering the critical reception, the fan whispers, and frankly, my own slightly traumatized memories. This isn't just about what happened, but *why* it mattered, *why* some choices felt like a bad roll of the dice, and why others… well, they just worked a bit too well. So, let’s dive into this glorious, messy, horrifying journey. Fair warning: some mild spoilers follow, because let's face it, if you haven't seen these by now, you're either very brave or very new to the nightmare fuel game.
### 7. Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Bloody hell, *Resurrection* was a swing for the fences, wasn't it? They hired Jean-Pierre Jeunet, the genius behind *Delicatessen*, and set the story a whopping 200 years after *Alien 3*. Visually, it’s got some gorgeous moments – like watching a glitchy, beautiful digital art piece. But tonally? It's all over the shop. Sigourney Weaver’s back, but she's not *our* Ripley. She’s a super-soldier clone, a weird, unsettling fusion of humanity and Xenomorphity, made from blood left behind. It’s got space pirates, a new android model, a nefarious scientist, and some truly gnarly deaths. Oh, and the 'Newborn' – the series' first real abomination. But it just unspools in such a messy fashion, like a spell gone spectacularly wrong. It never rises above being a funky outlier and a bit of a misfire. It’s the gaming equivalent of a bold but ultimately clunky experimental build that just didn’t quite find its footing.
### 6. Alien 3 (1992)
Ah, *Alien 3*. You know, there’s been a bit of a contrarian movement trying to retro-redeem it lately, giving it the old 'it’s good actually' treatment. And while I appreciate the effort to find the silver lining in every digital cloud, my mate, it’s a 'nah' from me. After teasing a third film on Earth, Fox instead served up a grim misery parade on a remote prison planet filled with a bunch of shaven-headed blokes you could barely tell apart. What really grinds my gears, though, is how it coldly removed the emotional stakes established in *Aliens* by offing Newt and Hicks in the first few minutes. It transformed the entire franchise into this morose tragedy. It also marked the first time the series used CG for its Xenomorph ('the Runner'), and some of those effects haven’t aged gracefully at all. This was David Fincher’s first feature, and thankfully, he rebounded with *Se7en*. But the end result here felt like it was punishing Ellen Ripley for having the audacity to survive and thrive. No, we'll have none of that revisionist history. This movie is a 'woof.'
### 5. Alien: Covenant (2017)
Now, *Covenant* is better than you probably remember it, actually. It dives deeper into the lore of the towering Engineers and Michael Fassbender's David, who pretty much becomes the perfection-seeking mad scientist creating the standard Xenomorph using innocent victims in heinous experiments. It's Ridley Scott trying to 'get back to basics' after the wild swings of *Prometheus*, reining in the more Xeno-free elements and trying to put the toothpaste back in the tube. Another new planet, another new batch of lambs to the slaughter, but this time the monsters are more familiar. The ending more or less drops us off at the doorstep of the 1979 original, though David’s fate remains tantalizingly unknown (that synthetic lad's still out there, probably scheming). One glaring misstep? It pulls a 'Newt,' killing off Noomi Rapace’s Dr. Shaw off-screen despite the crucible she endured in *Prometheus*. That sucked, truly. But that harrowing horror movie-style twist at the end almost, *almost*, makes up for it. It's a solid mid-tier entry, a bit like a well-executed but perhaps overly cautious sequel in a game series.
### 4. Prometheus (2012)
Ridley Scott returning to *Alien* after 30-plus years? Mate, not a single nerd was skeptical; we were all psyched, absolutely stoked! But what he delivered was, well, polarizing. Some fans were super into the new lore – the Engineers, the Black Goo bioweapon, the early Xeno-variations. Others thought it overly convoluted a simple, terrifying species, a classic case of a movie monster getting explained to death. Scott himself initially claimed it wasn’t directly related to *Alien*, which just adds to the beautiful chaos of it all. Regardless, *Prometheus* is gorgeous, from its costumes to its sets to its awesome effects. It also opened up a whole new corner of AI sci-fi, a genre Scott himself helped pioneer with *Alien* and *Blade Runner*. Michael Fassbender’s David is brilliantly unsettling, representing Peter Weyland’s desperate quest for immortality (man, billionaires really do hate sharing death in common with us plebs, don't they?). And that MedPod C-Section scene, with Dr. Elizabeth Shaw removing the Trilobite from her abdomen? THAT'S a freaking scene, dude. Pure, visceral horror. While *Covenant* isn't bad, the fact that Scott didn’t get to complete his original *Prometheus* vision ultimately hurt the saga, leaving a rich, albeit complex, mythology for future films to contend with. It's the ambitious new IP that splits the fanbase, but you can't deny its visual impact and thought-provoking elements.
### 3. Alien: Romulus (2024)
Fede Álvarez, the wizard behind *Evil Dead* and *Don't Breathe*, might not have invented a whole new Xeno-species (unless you count the 'Offspring' creature at the end), but what he did with *Romulus* was masterful. He took the primeval DNA of 1979’s *Alien* and fused it with the intriguing elements of 2012’s *Prometheus*. He throws a ragtag crew of miners and farmers, out to steal cryopods, against a vicious Xenomorph hive spawned from the *exact same Xeno* that Ellen Ripley shot into space in the first movie. So, you get the classic Facehuggers, the Chestbursters, the full-grown Xenomorphs, but now mixed with the Black Goo and Weyland-Yutani’s wicked plans to use it to evolve humans into better deep-space slave laborers. Some folks didn’t like how much it called upon past movies, even giving *Resurrection* a nod, but *Romulus* is ultimately a savage, inventive heist-gone-wrong tale with amazing visuals. And David Jonsson’s Andy, a faulty-but-kindly Synthetic companion, is an instant fan-favorite. *Romulus* ties most everything together, which is no easy feat. Some reckon it crumbles a bit under that narrative burden, while others find it the perfect balance the franchise needed. It’s like a meticulously crafted fan-mod that somehow became official canon – a risky but often rewarding move.
### 2. Aliens (1986)
James Cameron's first big film after *The Terminator* was *Aliens*, and mate, it’s a sequel-with-no-equal. It took the slow-burn terror of Ridley Scott’s original and blew it up. Literally. It’s one of the best action movies ever made, overflowing with iconic moments and imagery. And while it might not be a pure horror film like the original, it's still scary as hell. The moment the Colonial Marines enter the Hive and get dismantled by monsters living in the walls? That’s for the ages. With *Aliens*, Cameron expanded both the *Alien* franchise and movie-making in general. Space marines, the Xenomorph Queen, Weyland-Yutani’s scheming, a heroine who transforms from final girl to absolute badass action hero – *Aliens* created a new landscape while still keeping things terrifyingly engaging. It’s effortlessly quotable, endlessly re-watchable, and Ellen Ripley’s quest to save young Newt in the third act is one hell of a jaw-dropping climax. *Aliens* is formidable sci-fi, exemplary storytelling, and just damn fun. It’s the ultimate evolution of a game concept, taking the core mechanics and blowing them out into an epic, satisfying experience.
### 1. Alien (1979)
Unsurprisingly, the OG *Alien* gets top marks here. It reshaped sci-fi, which is especially impressive coming right after *Star Wars*, when everyone was just trying to churn out space opera carbon copies. It's a space movie, a monster movie, and an exploration of AI evils, and it absolutely floored audiences with its creature effects and the unforgettable Chestburster scene. While *Aliens* would become a high-octane shoot ‘em up seven years later, Ridley Scott’s original, written by Dan O’Bannon, is a masterclass in tension and terror, perfecting the hybrid genre of space-horror. We still see its effects on cinema nearly 50 years later – it’s that influential. *Alien* features a cast of unheroic-looking blue-collar workers in a very used, lived-in sci-fi environment. There's a nifty protagonist bait-and-switch, the doubling down on the idea of AI scoffing at empathy and valuing cold efficiency, and the background radiation of a slasher movie (complete with one of the best 'Final Girls' in cinema history). The movie also boasts a ridiculously beautiful production design, a sea of lights and buttons providing a backdrop of tech malaise. *Alien* is an amazing experience, one to be savored, dissected, and appreciated. It’s the foundational code, the perfect proof of concept that set the standard for everything that followed.
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Original article: IGN South Africa